The best things about being in Afghanistan:
I missed the Oscars.
I missed Joan Rivers for five wonderful months. She looks like the Joker in Batman. Who pays to look llike that?
I missed the Screen Actors awards.
I missed the Peoples Awards and don't really know what they are.
I missed the NBA All Star weekend.
I missed the Grammy's.
I missed everything that has to do with someone named GAGA.
I missed everything that has to do with Charlie Sheen.
I haven't heard from Rush Limbaugh in five months.
I might sign up again.
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