return to sender

Two nights ago there was a rocket attack.  People rushed to the bunkers.  I was in what I call "The Reading Room" to be exact the last stall in the latrine.  Like everyone else I heard the boom.  My first thought was this where Elvis ended it in a bathroom.  So, like "The King" I decided to make my stand there.  Then I wondered if Elvis was singing "Return to Sender" when he headed into the afterlife.